Jehovah’s Witnesses are the definition of hypocrisy. As a teenager, I came up with the term “JW Ala Carte” when watching ‘god’s organization’ pick and choose what Bible teachings they applied and which ones they ignored. Consider two: Why are Jehovah’s Witnesses, including elders and circuit overseers, allowed to be so overweight when the Bible condemns gluttony? How can you punish a kid for celebrating a pagan birthday while mom wears a pagan wedding ring? … and other observations!