Is it true that only Jehovah’s Witnesses will dodge the fireballs at Armageddon? Let’s unpack decades of eager anticipation for a mass genocide from the ‘god of love, not fear’ (1 John 4:18) and his chosen guys in upstate New York… after all, those guys were chosen by Jesus to help him decide who gets to be bird food… and who get’s to live forever in khakis on a paradise earth!

NOTE: still need to shave your face in paradise and dogs will now be on leashes.