Surviving Paradise

We can give you 144,000 reasons why overlapping generations aren't a thing. A weekly podcast where we laugh, cry and give insights into the world of Jehovah's Witnesses. Hosted by a former elder and includes guests that have beards, as well as beautiful women that finally have a voice... minus a head covering.

Hosted ByStacey Baumann

A look into life as a Jehovah’s Witness, as seen from the eyes of a former elder, raised in the ‘religion’ and growing up through their ever changing beliefs and culture from the 1970’s through the 2000’s. We laugh… we cry… but we stay informed and entertained.


All Episodes

Every Jehovah’s Witness Male Should Try to Be Appointed an Elder

All Jehovah's Witnesses have access to a local body of elders, that they are told, are appointed by means of Jesus Christ, his Father and Holy Spirit. Sisters are...

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Surviving Paradise
Every Jehovah's Witness Male Should Try to Be Appointed an Elder
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What Do Jehovah’s Witnesses Have to Say About Racism?

The only website powered by Holy Spirit features an article on racism this month. Taking a look at the organization's history, as well as modern day observations, reveals a...

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Surviving Paradise
What Do Jehovah's Witnesses Have to Say About Racism?
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Is Jesus Christ a Jehovah’s Witness or not?

Jehovah's Witnesses claim that the same Jesus Christ found in the four Biblical Gospel accounts is the guy running their organization since 1919. But well… we have some questions. ...

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Surviving Paradise
Is Jesus Christ a Jehovah's Witness or not?
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May 2025 JW Broadcasting Highlights: Don’t Be Anxious, Accept Changes & Obey!

This month features host Gajus Glocketin conveying the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses message to the masses. The message includes reminders to not be anxious about natural disasters, persecution...

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Surviving Paradise
May 2025 JW Broadcasting Highlights: Don't Be Anxious, Accept Changes & Obey!
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Jehovah’s Witnesses Greatest Hits Grab Bag Volume IV! Outer Space, Sack Time & more!

We reach into the spiritual paradise created by the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses, to review 'hits' given to future paradise dwellers who want to go to outer space,...

Surviving Paradise
Surviving Paradise
Jehovah's Witnesses Greatest Hits Grab Bag Volume IV! Outer Space, Sack Time & more!
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April 2025 JW Broadcast & the Bible, Jehovah’s Love Letter to Humankind

It seems the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses have missed a few books of the Bible. This month's broadcast features future king Marc Sanderson sharing incomplete history and claiming...

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Surviving Paradise
April 2025 JW Broadcast & the Bible, Jehovah's Love Letter to Humankind
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Why Does Jehovah & His Witnesses Suck at Math?

As the creator of all things, Jehovah God is widely considered the Master Mathematician. His relationship with numbers, averages, dimensions and more are rooted in perfection. So, why does...

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Surviving Paradise
Why Does Jehovah & His Witnesses Suck at Math?
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If God is ‘Drawing People’ Why Do Jehovah’s Witnesses Preach?

Jehovah's Witnesses claim their preaching work identifies them as the planet's only true religion. Yet the Bible says nothing happens until God 'draws people to him.' With the angels...

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Surviving Paradise
If God is 'Drawing People' Why Do Jehovah's Witnesses Preach?
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Reviewing Governing Body Update #2: Pennies for ‘Relief Work’ and Literacy or Indoctrination?

New Governing Body member Jacob Rumph takes us inside how they use the tiniest fraction of donated money to help those affected by over 100 disasters, even as they...

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Surviving Paradise
Reviewing Governing Body Update #2: Pennies for 'Relief Work' and Literacy or Indoctrination?
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